In my daily perusal of the news I came upon this article;  ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-484938?hpt=C2 .  The article is about “National Topless Day,” a day when women and men protest for the legal right of women to bare their breasts at Los Angeles beaches.

You see, I could be enriching my life and becoming a better citizen by researching about how I can help people in Pakistan, but I choose instead to read articles about titties.

Currently, it is illegal for women to be topless at any public Los Angeles beach.  This is ridiculous and I’ll explain why.

Los Angeles is the leading location in the WORLD for breast implants.  Now, let’s understand the psychology behind why women get breast implants.   Not too hard.  They want attention!   They want men (and other women) to say, “Wow, those are some beautifully rotund and luscious titties!  Please let me touch them!”

So, we have all these women in LA walking around with fake breasts, but they don’t have a public place to display them.  Sure, if they are strippers or porn stars, thousands of people (mostly men) will see those large mammories, but what about the housewives?   What about those poor Beverly Hills housewives that only get to show those titties to their overpaid movie executive husbands and perhaps the one or two 26-year-old lovers they have on the side?

For the thousands of dollars that women pay for breast implants, how can it be illegal to show off those wonderful knockers at the beach?  That is a crime, my friends.

Now, for the women reading this who do not have breast implants, I too believe you should have the right to display full nipple at the beach.  Breasts are beautiful no matter what size or shape they come in, (side note, the banana titties don’t really do it for me, but hey, that’s just me).  Natural breasted women deserve to show off their titties as much if not more than fake breasted women.  After all, who is more secure with their bodies, someone who has elective surgery to ‘augment’ their appearance or someone who accepts themselves for who they are?

Anyway, I’m not trying to wax philosphical here, but I do want to say, who the hell is against this?  Religious extremists?  I don’t care how much you love Jesus or Allah or Adonai, if you’re a guy, you love titties just as much, if not more than your divine creator.

So let’s all grow the fuck up.

And look at some beauuuttifullll boobs at the beach! ;)